A parody of "These are a few of my favourite things" from the Sound of Music
To all the 50-year-olds.
To all the 50-year-olds.
| Original: These are a few of my favourite things from The Sound of Music | A parody: These are a few of my favourite things from The Sound of Money |
| Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, Brown paper packages tied up with strings, These are a few of my favorite things. Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels, Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles. Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings. These are a few of my favorite things. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes, Silver white winters that melt into springs, These are a few of my favorite things. When the dog bites, when the bee stings, When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, Brown paper packages tied up with strings, These are a few of my favorite things. Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels, Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles. Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings. These are a few of my favorite things. Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes, Silver white winters that melt into springs, These are a few of my favorite things. When the dog bites, when the bee stings, When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. | Nosedrops on noses and pictures of banquets Bright copper kettles and warm woollen blankets Brown photo albums tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things Cream colored golis and thick reading glasses Diabetes and sleep pills and fruitcake molasses Mem'ries that go with the gems an' the rings These are a few of my favorite things. Soups in white dishes with blue painted edges Heat pads that stay on my back and my ridges Simple light summers that drift into springs These are a few of my favorite things When the fog bites, when the pee stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad Nosedrops on noses and pictures of banquets Bright copper kettles and warm woollen blankets Brown photo albums tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things Cream colored golis and thick reading glasses Diabetes and sleep pills and fruitcake molasses Mem'ries that go with the gems an' the rings These are a few of my favorite things. Soups in white dishes with blue painted edges Heat pads that stay on my back and my ridges Simple light summers that drift into springs These are a few of my favorite things When the fog bites, when the pee stings When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad |
